Tonight can suck my right nut.
I was hauling an old tv out of the garage and to the road to give away when I tripped on the concrete block steps that lead from my back storage room to my garage.
Dropped the tv, skinned my right palm & right elbow, skinned my right knee and twisted the ever loving fuck out of my left foot.
The only good thing about any of this is that since my mom lives with me all I had to do was hobble back to the house and holler, “mommy, I fell down and hurt myself” and Dr Mom sprung into action. She made it feel better just with mom kisses, but she also cleaned me & bandaged me, then brought me an ice pack for my foot.
So. Horrible thing happened. Mommy saved me from letting it completely break me. And she brought me dinner in bed since I’m all achy and bruised. Maybe tonight isn’t as bad as it felt.
Also, I had a GREAT time at lunch today with my internet friends!